I want to work in an office in a tall builiding in a big city and wear suits and ties to work each day. And I want to live in a loft with modern rectangular furniture and walls that don’t touch the ceiling. And I want an interestingly colored dog, bold colored rooms, and a cute car.
Air Traffic Control will not give me such things. Well, maybe the money to have the loft and stuff, but not a job in an office in a tall building in a big city. Unless you consider an air traffic control tower an office in a tall building. Which it could be, but I still don’t get to wear a suit to work each day and look all professional.
Perhaps I should find some closeted rich gay guy, work as his secretary, bed him, and force him to give me a raise as blackmail. And by raise, I mean a $100,000 increase. Not to imply that money is everything, because it definitely is not. I just want a sexy little bachelor’s pad and a dog.
How about I make enough money in ATC to get all this, and just wear suits to work for shits and giggles?